Friday, April 1, 2011

Our April Newsletter

Readers of the good book of man cave-

As the pages on the calendar continue to turn and our little slice of Earth tips itself ever so slightly closer to the sun, we stay content in the man cave preparing for the upcoming period of greatness: baseball season. As if it's not already extremely important, this one might just be a little sweeter because of the impending lockout facing the upcoming NFL football season. If you’re planning to bulk up either your NFL or MLB collection, Man Cave Goodies is, as usual, the place to go.

Our friends who have carved their caves in the Midwest or Northeast may be seeing some massive snowdrifts melting their way into the man cave. Let's call it a blessing in disguise though, because if that water ruins your carpet, it will be time to deck your floors out with your favorite team logo. Take it from some expert cave architects, our MLB carpeting makes an amazing visual statement in your man cave. Best of all, your toes will love the comfy Nylon material for when you’re going all Shoeless Joe Jackson.

It’s important to build the man cave from the ground up, and there’s no better way to do that than by rocking rugs and custom team floor mats in the cave. Let your kids enjoy our small sized baseball shaped fan mat or feed your inner man beast with one of our beefy 5x8 rugs. Both will rep for the good guys while promoting a clean and healthy man cave.

A man cave with bare walls is like a 1st Baseman without steroids, and we have just what it takes to pimp out your walls while loving yourself some baseball. With that highlight the team crest, neon signs and neon/LED posters you’ll get the bar room vibe minus the drunk and disorderly (unless you host your buddies a lot).

With all that nice weather also comes even more chances to enjoy the great outdoors. Places like the deck, tiki bar, and tailgating plot can be some of the most beautiful sights nature has to offer. Grab some of the necessary outdoor chillin’ items now to be ready for that spontaneous spring day that just screams ‘grilling party.’ Take a look at these environmentally enjoyable items on the site right here.

When you decide on all the baseball gear that fits the bill for this spring, make a stop to the store specials page. There you will find a code that gets you a 5% discount on all of these fabulous baseball items. No need to be feeling the suicide squeeze in your wallet from these stylin’ accessories!

As always, our product catalog is growing faster than the Monopoly guy’s moustache and we’ve got some brand new gems that are sure to impress. If your man cave reminds some people of an armory, we’ve got your newest display piece. Straight from Collector’s Armoury, our latest inductees are collectable guns that are so cool they need to be kept in a frame. Many of these replica firearms date back to the Civil War, and they bring a little vintage violence from the days of Abe Lincoln and Robert E. Lee. Check them out here if you’re feeling a little History Channel in the man cave.

Don’t forget, we’re constantly looking for the best cave gear out there, and welcome any and all suggestions from our fellow manly club members!

Sincerely, The MCG Crew

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